Either you are in the negation phase or it's you first confrontation but GAS is the abbreviation for Gear Acquisition Syndrom
What I meant with the LFO statement was that you could do roughly the same trick by applying LFO to volume and another LFO to the first LFO (i.e. you don't know exactly when the trig will sound). I could be all wrong of course since I don't have hands on experience with the Speckie.