Can you OD (overdose) on gas? If so most of you will be dead by this morning....
The slot on the side is obviously Meant for spare change as that's its main power source and its also somewhere to play hide the bacon so it can replace your wife eventually. Its also a speaker so it can whisper to you in the night when your not using her enough. And eventually help your children with there homework.
There will be a male version too and each has its own character like a FURBY.
It's intelligence varies depending on what you feed it but it will certainly be more intelligent than you as that's how it eventually takes over.
I woke up and wrote this as a warning.